I Found Heaven

I'm really sorry if you had problems with your 3650,posting something like this wont make it better and you just might start a riot and flood the forum with useless posts.

You mean useless posts like this:

COURT SAYINGS
> These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken
down
> and
> now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm
while
> these exchanges were actually taking place:
> ----------------------------------------------
> Q: What is your date of birth?
> A: July fifteenth.
> Q: What year?
> A: Every year.
> -------------------------------------------------------
> Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
> A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
> -------------------------------------------------------
> Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
> A: Yes.
> Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
> A: I forget.
> Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've
> forgotten?
> --------------------------------------------------------
> Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
> A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
> Q: How long has he lived with you?
> A: Forty-five years.
> -------------------------------------------------------
> Q: And where was the location of the accident?
> A: Approximately milepost 499.
> Q: And where is milepost 499?
> A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
> -------------------------------------------------------
> Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
> A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
> -------------------------------------------------------
> Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
> A: After the accident?
> Q: Before the accident.
> A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
> -------------------------------------------------------
> Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or
the
> occult?
> A: We both do.
> Q: Voodoo?
> A: We do.
> Q: You do?
> A: Yes, voodoo.
> -------------------------------------------------------
> Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue
lights
> flashing?
> A: Yes.
> Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
> A: Yes, sir.
> Q: What did she say?
> A: What disco am I at?
> ------------------------------------------------------
> Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
> doesn't know about it until the next morning?
> -------------------------------------------------------
> Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
> -------------------------------------------------------
> Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
> -------------------------------------------------------
> Q: So the date of conception [of the baby] was August eighth?
> A: Yes.
> Q: And what were you doing at that time?
> ------------------------------------------------------
> Q: She had three children, right?
> A: Yes.
> Q: How many were boys?
> A: None.
> Q: Were there any girls?
> -------------------------------------------------------
> Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
> A: Yes.
> Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
> -------------------------------------------------
> Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
> A: By death.
> Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
> ----------------------------------------------------
> Q: Can you describe the individual?
> A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
> Q: Was this a male, or a female?
> -------------------------------------------------------
> Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice
> which I sent to your attorney?
> A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
> -----------------------------------------------------
> Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
> A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
> -------------------------------------------------------
> Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
> A: Oral.
> -------------------------------------------------------
> Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
> A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
> Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
> A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy.
>
> -------------------------------------------------
> Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
> -------------------------------------------------------
> Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
> A: No.
> Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
> A: No.
> Q: Did you check for breathing?
> A: No.
> Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the
> autopsy?
> A: No.
> Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
> A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
> Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
> A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing
law
> somewhere
> ============================================================
>

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next time go to the jokes topic please 😃

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Hey people, you are encouraging me,

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs
and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND
TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.

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I don't want you encouraging me people,

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WEIRD FACTS

1.Butterflies taste with their feet.

2.A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

3.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point
pens every year.

4.It's possible to lead a cow upstairs ... but not
downstairs.

5.It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

6.A snail can sleep for three years.

7.Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our
nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!

8.An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

9.TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using
the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

10.Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick
their elbow.

Don't forget to pass these weird facts on to everyone you know. They will get a kick out of it !!
You tried to lick your elbow, didn't you?

You tried to lick your elbow, didn't you?

i didn't (tryed that 7 years ago with no luck)
but i'll show it to some one who will (i take his pictur when he dose) 😃

BTW i liked this one 8)

6.A snail can sleep for three years.

mosquto please post this in the jokes section
very cool info

I gotta be honest with you & confess. Yes, I tried to lick my elbow.

Do you believe that. A full grown man sittin' there on bed and streching his neck and his tongue to reach out for an elusive God damn elbow.

I will not stop trying though. One of these days, I will make it. I hope I don't break my neck in the process.

we all have mosquto...we all have

The words that author(mosquito) of the thread said are wrong.STOP SAYING IT!The NEWBIES of N3650 will afraid,and wouldnt upload progs to their N3650s,coz YOU SAID,that you hadnt got BUGS,because of you handt uploaded progs.I had loaded a lot of PROGS(around 60-70),and i havent got any problems with my N3650.

You must be ony lucky jimmy-floyd.

Yu are not a nokia salesman, are you?

By the way, I got my n3650 from the nokiagame 2002 and I'm grateful for nokia giving a poor man like a chance to own a cell phone that would have cost me one year of hard work to buy.

Hey, I hail from a very poor country where most of the money is in the hands of few people.

do you want the mosquito to bite ya jimmy? do you?

Why so bad,i am not a Mokia sales manager.Where are you from 😮 AFRICA 😮 ,

I live in a swamp, err, I mean a country somewhere in africa.

Not telling ya which swamp. :bday:

😮

nice place 😮

Very good place for 3650 using. 😃

[quote="jimmy-floyd"]Very good place for 3650 using. 😃[/quote]

lllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllll

Very good place for 3650 using.

oya, smartie, tell that to Uncle L from nokia game.

& look who's talking. You are living in Russia for Christ's sake.

Maybe you're just jealous 'cos you didn't win at nkiagame.

I bet you didn't make it to the semi-finals.

Hey Olga, those darn Nazi are at the gates,

Dasvedanye tavarish,

mosquito :agrue:

I really didn't get the joke cooler43.What was so funny?Mocking someone's homeland is not my kind of a joke.I'm sure you all love your homeland like I do and I know that it wouldn't feel nice if someone would make it a joke subject.

Remember SUPER POLAND? 😊 (Can anyone tell me where I can find that article?)

Thank you GostDog for the helping hand.

i just hope that you guys would peace out...

it's not healthy.

forums are here to make a healthy and friendly environment for different people from different places and races. no matter what kind of living you have.

maybe it would be better if we just respect each other.

i mean to each his own right...

i hope you guys understand...

BTW jamella did i ever tel you that i liked your Signature

Chill out guys!!!

And what's wrong with AFRICA jimmy? now, don't go into discrimination and stuff like that...

If you guys got nothing better to say, just zip it ok? Please be friendly and please respect other people.

respect another 😉

[quote="GhostDog"] Remember SUPER POLAND? 😊 (Can anyone tell me where I can find that article?)[/quote]

Not much seems to be left of it anymore. This was the site http://www.super-poland.da.ru/ The Finnish way of showing emotions is still there - worth a click 😃. I downloaded the whole site back then and I have it, so if you want it I guess I could zip it and send it or something...

Hello (yeah finnaly registered)

i live in the netherlands, and i doesn't really 'love' my country, well its o.k. here, but not some things just suck in the netherlands 😊

take soccer for example, the netherlands had always a good team, but now, lately they just suck! maybe we don't even get it to the eurocup! 😞

africa looks like a nice continent to me, although u shouldn't visit some country's because there are political troubles and very unstabel...

in the south of africa the people even speak a some kind of dutch language!! 😊

Let the kingdom of God come to you all.. Peace guys.. peace.

There's also another song titled "Let there be peace on earth". Listen to it...