the jacket that everyone in the northern hemisphere will be wearing over the next few months
Barbie (the doll)
"Describe It"
if Barbie was 5'6, she would have stupidly rediculous proportions that no woman could achieve naturally - she'd also have terrible back and neck ache...
wellies
big ass boots that look silly on anyone but kids on which they look adorable
Video cassette players
endagered speices!!!
Santa Claus(e)
Originally posted by r1chyluke
big ass boots that look silly on anyone but kids on which they look adorable
the ratbag has the tiniest, cutest pink glittery wellies! 😊
anyway, Santa Claus... one of the biggest lies adults tell children. the red outfit and white beard were designed by the Coca Cola company as an advert many years ago and the idea caught on.
moisturiser
Usually white in colour, sold in bottles, scented perhaps, meant to do your skin good when applied onto it. Some brands are unbelievably expensive. Moisturises 😃
After shave
After shave - Received at xmas and either recycled for others or used as a deodorant.
Climax
what you build up to in whatever activity you're engaged in
Guiness
Guiness - A dark alcholic drink that should be served with a large white froth on top, and great on St.Patricks Day, especially if you go to right places and get the Free vouchers. Usually advertised with the phrase (at least in UK) as "Pure Genius"! 😃
Camera Obscura
latin for dark room, the place where you get your photos developed 😃
Lawn Bowls
What my elderly aunt was playing when she had a heart attack. She has never lived it down 😃
wrinkled
what old (or small) things look like
Smooth
Given a choice the best way for a chest to be.
Flimsy
What you don't want your house to be
Horse
Oh now COME ON!!!!
A sleek muscular mammal in between whose legs, you'll find dangling a huge tail. You can ride them.
Fish
slippery, hard to catch with your bare hands, men spend days trying to catch them sitting in a lil boat
Cow
Provides Milk and Beef (2 of my fav things) - and STINKS.
Remote Control
something men feel the need to sit with in their hands and constantly fiddle with. the ratbag thinks they're all phones and talks into them. modern equipment is useless without them, often posessing no more than an on/off switch on the actual appliance.
knitting
what grannies are famous for doing all day, my gran doesn't though and would smack me round the ear for suggesting that she ever does lol
champayne
poncy fizzy white wine from the Champagne region of France. The bubbles come from some sinister chemical process in the fermenting that worries me a little.
gel pens
its a pen with hair gel like gooey stuff inside which arty ppl use because its better than normal ballpoint pens
Digital TV
dgitally transmitted television signals that provide enhanced sound and vision (just as long the reception is not interrupted) then it is a blocky gurgled mess pon your TV screen.
Embassy Number 1
the cigarettes that appreantly make you impotent
Benson & Hedges
Don't tell my wife - she will ask me to smoke double
B&H - cancer inducing addictive cigerette usually packaged in gold coloured box which as a teenager we all smoked (in my patch).
Bible Code
bible code? is it like the code of the streets only less cool or like the morse code only less cool? either way its just not cool
Sesame St
Freaky show with hidden messages, like captain pugwash!
Big yellow birds talking about letters and numbers.
The Matrix
The Matrix - Film written by Andy &
Larry Wachowski (otherwise known as the Wachowski Brothers).
The Matrix starred Keanu Reeves (Neo/Thomas A. Anderson), Laurence Fishburne (Morpheus), Carrie-Anne Moss (Trinity).
If also featured some new and creative special effects that were fantastic, like one nicknamed Bullet-Time.
Synopsis (from IMDB.com) - Neo, a computer hacker who discovers that the world around him is a computer simulation called the Matrix. He learns this from Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne), who also tells him that the Matrix uses humans as fuel for his quest of total domination. Morpheus has been searching his entire life for a "chosen one" to destroy the Matrix, and he believes Neo is it. Neo has his doubts, but through all his adventures with Morpheus and his crew, he starts to believe, and is ready to destroy the Matrix.
UB40
pop reggae band from my neck of the woods, made people alcoholics with that red red wine tune
WonderWoman
a beautiful, sexy superhero with an invisible jet.
magnet
the lil thing that attracts all the big things
Xmas Day