My girlfriend bugs me with stuff like that:
*she has to have the room temp. 6o degrees in summer
yet in winter the stat is on 75 degrees room temp.
*25 different shampoos, lotions, potions, creme rinse, body scrubers...etc. in the bath/shower
*burns holes in car,clothes,couch,with her cigs.
*asks if you will get her a drink of coke/water when she is closer to the kitchen than you are.
*She steals your lighter or loses it so you always have to buy a new one.
*she changes her hair colour from light brown to a lighter shade of brown and gets mad at you cos you dont notice the difference.
*asks for money from you but has more disposable income than you do.
*She never pays you back the money she's borrowed.
*She hatesd your friends and your family.
*She wants you to lover her friends and her family.
And no no, I've not been drinking lately if that's what you've been thinking. Although a little bit a weed never hurt anyone, no? I don't think so. I'm hullicinating again. I dreamt I had ana ffair with this amazing mosquito sitting gracefully sucking blood from rom my pinky finger. ......You don't wanna hear the rest of the story.
