Tell the kids I love them.
-God to Jesus
Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.
-God to all the Catholics at the ball game
C'mon over and bring the kids.
-God to Saddam huseein, eferring to Udai & Qusai.
What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?
-God to Satan
We need to talk. There are rumors about us.
-God to Mother Mary.
Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.
-God to me when I'm stuck in a traffic jam.
Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.
-God hallucinating, nevermind.
That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing...I meant it.
-God lying.
I love you and you
and you and you and...
-God having a very rare outburst of emotions
Will the road you're on get you to my place?
-God asking a stupid question
Follow me.
-God to deaf people
Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.
-God knowing exactly what he talks about
My way is the highway.
-God overreacting.
Need directions?
-God ofering help.
You think it's hot here?
-God acting dumb.
Do you have any idea where you're going?
-God being mean
Don't make me come down there.
-God ...... *oh no don't*
Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test.
-God overestimating his writing abilities