...Ever since I was a little boy, I used to ask my mom if I was going to meet the woman of my dreams. Then she'd just nod her head and smile then say: "Sure son. Just keep looking at the sky. You may never know what might fall in your lap."
Her words were like the light at the end of my dark tunnel & I made all the necessary preparations.
But still nothing of what she said happened.
So my mom told me not to give and she assurde me that when I go to school, I'd meet there the woman of my dreams.
When she send me to school, I realised that nothing of what she said would happen.
My mom then kept saying that no matter how much I'm frustrated, I should always be a funny boy so that I can make girls laugh their heads off and that would sure make me meet the women of my dreams, so I took early course in humorology and was always seen wearing an idiotic smile.
But still nothing happened.
My mom then told me that as a last and a final try, I should play soccer and then all the girls would scream and shout for me and would wanna take my autograph and that would be a great chance for me to meet the woman of my dreams, so I played soccer.
But still nothing happened.
Now, I just realised that I was born a freeak and that I will die a freak so I just don't give a damn anymore. I was, am and will always be the freak. Watch out and stay away from. I might break your heart.
[size=5]And that's how I became [pink]THE FREAK[/pink].[/size=5]
