Some mornings I wake up and ponder to my self, why do they put the holes in cheese? The only conclusion I could come to is animal testing! It's so obvious, they are using the poor defenceless mice to eat their way through the cheese to see if it's edible and safe for mortal consumption. Next thing you know is that the Cathedral City factory will be camped out by animal lefts protesters (which personally I think is wrong completely, animals should be allowed lefts and rights imho). So be careful you may find the remains of a dead bunny in your cheese. Although that's not as bad as the bunny poo in your scone when you are putting the cheese on it for your afternoon tea.
In the scheme of things the duck eggs reared by the turkeys made for an interesting breakfast with the pleasure of dippy soldiers who were walking down the road handing out bacon freshly sliced from their specialist herd of hamsters.