Its time to take a little break.....

I'm having problems finding girlfriend 1.0. I mean its not available anywhere... and I really don't want to seen buying that sort of thing do I?

:cry: Don't leave us Malebuffy :cry:

Well you can if you want, it gives me time to catch you up on posts 😉

Rafe, I think you'll have problems paying for Girlfriend V1.0, your likely to find Callgirl V675.43 for sale though.

I'll post some links for you if you want 😉

Rafe,

Make him an upgrade to wife v2.o final release :P

I had Fiance� V1.02 and that still had some bugs in it, like "flirt with other guys", "cheat on you", and the vital bug of "badmouth you to everyone". I'm gonna wait till Girlfriend V2.0 is out before starting again.

Now I'm intruiged. After all, my GFv1.0 had a firmware update to Fiancev1.0 and Wife 1.0. She's up to Mum 1.0 and I've somehow been bumped to dad 1.0 as well.

I am very happy with the first model - I don;t feel the need to try another version.

8) I am still waiting to find GF v1.0, but for now I am happy with being U.N.C.L.E v1.0n (nephew) which I got 4 yrs ago, and still going strong! 8)
But I doubt I am going to get V2.0 of U.N.C.L.E anytime soon!

GF V2.0 seem to work much better then GF V1.0, GF V1.0 consumed to much resources 😊

Daz, seems that you need tech support

Here it iscommon problem users complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. WARNING DO NOT try to un-install, delete, or purge the program from the system once installed. Trying to un-install Wife 1.0 can be disastrous. Doing so may destroy your hard and/or floppy drive. Trying to un-install or remove Wife 1.0 will destroy valuable system resources. You can not go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than with the original system. Look in your manual under Warnings- Alimony/Child Support. Others have tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 in the background, while Wife 1.0 is running. Eventually Wife 1.0 detects Girlfriend 1.0 and a system conflict occurs, this can lead to a non- recoverable system crash. Some users have tried to download similar products such as Fling and 1.nitestand. Often their systems have become infected with a virus. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.

Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur. The best course of action will be to push apologize button then reset button as soon as lock-up occurs. System will run smooth as long as you take the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very high maintenance.

Suggestions for improved operation of Wife 1.0

Monthly use utilities such as TLC and FTD

Frequently use Communicator 5.0

😉

vvvv My Problem vvvv

Sorry I double posted.

The problem I've got at the moment is girlfriendv3.0 and psycohosebeastthatwontleavemealonev.66.6 are not very compatible, the later used to be girlfirendV2.0 but was infected be the "cheatonyou" virus that Switchblade spoke of so I uninstalled but couldn't remove all components completely.

Does anyone know of any antivirus software I can run to remove her?

Try the romanian version beathertodeath1.1 beta.

If still does not work try the following patces
threesome 2.3,4
icheatonu 2
im2sxymtrfker

also try to spam her with dataoverrannge 2.1 with following features
cleaning
washing
laundry
cutexpenses
nomoremoney
no malls
I go to movies u stay home :evil:

[quote="TheSpecialBoy"]Try the romanian version beathertodeath1.1 beta.

If still does not work try the following patces
threesome 2.3,4
icheatonu 2
im2sxymtrfker

also try to spam her with dataoverrannge 2.1 with following features
cleaning
washing
laundry
cutexpenses
nomoremoney
no malls
I go to movies u stay home :evil:[/quote]

Hmm...I think the beathertodeath1.1beta might throw up the "Throw Izzo In Jail" error.

As for the other Patches they really wouldn't do much.

I'd like to try the threesome2.34, but I'm thinking it would make Both girlfriendv3.0 and psycohosebeastthatwontleavemealonev.66.6 worse. You see the thing is that psycohosebeastthatwontleavemealonev.66.6 used to be my main OS, when I replaced her with girlfriendv3.0 some parts of her where left on the HD and are now infecting girlfriendv3.0

I think if I change my Access points then psycohosebeastthatwontleavemealonev.66.6 won't be able to dial up anymore.

😃

Any other suggestions?

Maybe if I upgrade GirlfriendV3.0 to Fiance�V3.0 that may force the Virus out. I'm not to sure if i'm ready to commit to upgrading just yet though.

[quote="J2theIZZO"]Maybe if I upgrade GirlfriendV3.0 to Fiance�V3.0 that may force the Virus out. I'm not to sure if i'm ready to commit to upgrading just yet though.[/quote]

I can only suggest first upgrading your resources before upgrading to Fiance�V3.0. The system requirements are seriously high.

[quote="Dazler"][quote="J2theIZZO"]Maybe if I upgrade GirlfriendV3.0 to Fiance�V3.0 that may force the Virus out. I'm not to sure if i'm ready to commit to upgrading just yet though.[/quote]

I can only suggest first upgrading your resources before upgrading to Fiance�V3.0. The system requirements are seriously high.[/quote]

Are u talking about financial resources? 😃

Financial resources i guess 😃

Like always Time and Money...

Think we just discovered the true origin of the expression; time is money 😛

Personaly I hae upgraded my life with Fiance and after that wife 1 year ago.

Did the keep_your_wife_bussy patch and make_her_company_owner and now I am doing great.

My 9210 was best aniversary gift he ever made it to me.

So depends on country version of the software.

BTW it is a Brand or OEM system where you want to install or is a Ship made in international waters computer?

For technical issues always use ctr+shift+f (5-th from left, midle row 😃 )

Heres a little something I got by email once, but i lost it so i rewrote it just like the original 😃

You may think their evil, but what the hell would you do without them?

I'd sure as hell always have a cramp in my right hand 😉

I think women know this, and milk it for all it's worth.

Therefore women aren't evil, just clever.

Well... They can be clever AND evil at the same time 😊 hence Dr. Evil! (i dunno about the clever side of him, or if he's a woman)

Therefore i stand uncorrected 😃

Since last nights escapade with my GF I stand corrected.....Women are the source of all evil, but I still love them. 8)

:cry: :cry: :cry: How fast things change, I've now completely uninstalled all versions and I'm not running an OS at all! :cry: :cry: :cry:

Nevermind, I'm working on a new and improved version, i'll let you know how I get on 😉

Sorry to hear it, but good luck dude, keep in mind not to go for the too opened source os. 😉

[quote="Dazler"]Sorry to hear it, but good luck dude, keep in mind not to go for the too opened source os. 😉[/quote]

😃 haha.....Cheers 😃

I have tried dual-booting with both GFv1.0 and GFv1.5(beta) many times.

For some reason, GFv1.5(beta) works fine alongside v1.0, but v1.0 will give you a fatal exception error before too long.

J2theIZZO forget about the OS and go for the PartyWithYourMates V.666! I do that all the time when I unistall my OS! Works fine by me! 😃

[quote="MaleBuffy"]J2theIZZO forget about the OS and go for the PartyWithYourMates V.666! I do that all the time when I unistall my OS! Works fine by me! 😃[/quote]

I am very familiar with this program, I use it all the time.

Hmmm, I keep hearing of Girlfriend V1 being released in a shop near me but it keeps turning out to be vapourware.

:cry: