The Chubbergotts are coming with the Pregnant Cow of Doom!
What shall we do if she doth find the Plops of Integral Joy before the Goose of Gordon's Uncle who dweleth in the Caravan of Impending Flowers beside the Lake of Perpetual Toothache?
Our only hope is that the Goose of Gordon's Uncle can gather together the Sheep of Wrath from the Green Hill and travel to the Fount of Nocturnal Fruitiness for this is where are the Plops of Integral Joy.
You did say this was for waffle 