Nigel used his good hand to subdue wouldbe phone thief, "glass of english mustard".
The Great Smartphone Show '08 Caption Competition
How long until the plaster sets...I'll time it on my watch
Enjoying a little "Symbian" break during the show....
Ewan: "Rafe, you be Steve Jobs coz you wear glasses and Nigel, you be the one-armed beggar-thieves from who Steve Jobs gets all his propesterous ideas from"
Rafe (Steve Jobs): "So, do we copy the design of the N95 8GB next, or the Psion?"
Nigel (1-armed beggar thief): "Sir...umm.. it doesnt matter this time. With the upcoming Nokia 5800 and touchscreen Symbians, we'll be out of business in no time."
Ewan (with nGun at the ready) - " How long now Rafe, can I shoot his other arm yet?"
Rafe - "10 seconds Ewan, Nigel needs to drink the last web2.0 cocktail ".
Nigel - "Its not fair, so not fair! I need a proper straw.! I know this is going to hurt!!"