Another kind of amusement

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[quote="Laurine Fairhair"]Saturday night is getting close again, and I feel it's my duty to find you folks something to do. If you click here you can spend an hour or two. 😉

And this time instructions for simeonbubblegum: if you're about to go to a pub, do it before you click the above link. Otherwise you will have to go to your fridge again cause the pubs will be closed by the time you find your way out of the labyrinth 8)[/quote]

cool!

but the language used is not in english. i dont understand very well what is written there.

This is not too complicated. Who would not want to fling a cow on a springtime weekend? So click http://www.flingthecow.com/ :silly:

And Simeonbubblegum: it's now almost four o'clock (in Finland), you cannot miss the pub this time. So fling only a couple of cows and then GO 😃 😃

Keep it up with these links!

Saturday again (wheuuu the time flies). Here are some real clever quotations for you to think about 8)

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. -- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C.

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway. -- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board

He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech. -- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his campaign pledge that there would be no loss of wetlands

They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits. -- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the House Bank scandal

Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President

If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth. -- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada

I'll moider da bum. -- Tony Galento, heavyweight boxer, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare

It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position. -- John Hogan, Commonwealth Edison Supervisor of News Information, responding to a charge by a Nuclear Regulatory Commission inspector that two Dresden Nuclear Plant operators were sleeping on the job

Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that we're able to- to share the time and the relationship that we- that we do share. -- Edward Kennedy, U.S. Senator, during a 4 November 1979 interview with Roger Mudd trying to answer the question "What is the present state of your marriage?"

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever. -- Miss Alabama, in the 1994 Miss Universe contest

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century. -- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican vice-presidential candidate during a news conference in which he was asked his opinion of the Holocaust

The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe. -- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia

I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive? -- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted. -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries

We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us. -- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius

And when you've finished reading, you can express yourself in the Kaleidoscope Painter 😃

LOL!!

Really funny! This should be in the joke section!

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Speaking of Miss Alabama, it reminded me of this:

Gear Miss For Britney (8/19/2001)
POP princess Britney Spears wrecked the gearbox on a pounds 200,000 Ferrari when she changed into second gear at 85mph. The gearbox exploded and the singer's rented 360 Modena ground to a halt on a busy Beverly Hills freeway. Britney had paid pounds 1300 to hire the car for the day - but ended up having to fork out pounds 15,000 for the repair bill.

Yeah it's two years old, but hell! THAT'S STUPID! nobody changes into second gear when your going 85 miles!
LOL!

[quote="😊"]Speaking of Miss Alabama, it reminded me of this:

Gear Miss For Britney (8/19/2001)
POP princess Britney Spears wrecked the gearbox on a pounds 200,000 Ferrari when she changed into second gear at 85mph. The gearbox exploded and the singer's rented 360 Modena ground to a halt on a busy Beverly Hills freeway. Britney had paid pounds 1300 to hire the car for the day - but ended up having to fork out pounds 15,000 for the repair bill.

Yeah it's two years old, but hell! THAT'S STUPID! nobody changes into second gear when your going 85 miles!
LOL![/quote]

That makes me really mad...for the modena

:evil: BAD GIRL :evil:

If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Here's something for friday night: Laser puzzles Kinda fun for a while 😃

WOW! this is so cool!!!!

Kwel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😃

😃 FUN 😃
it reminds me of an old game on the PC by SIERRA 8)

:P

Now its sunday already and the perfect time for some deep thoughts: 8)

A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.

All that is gold does not glitter; nor all those that wander are lost. J.R.R. Tolkien (1892-1973)

As I was going up the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish he'd stay away.
Hughes Mearns (1875-1965)

Confusion never reigns but it pours.

How can you know what you think until you open your mouth and hear what you say?

If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. ( 😮 editor remark: this is so true)

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you achieved?

If the human brain were simple enough to understand, we'd be so simple we couldn't.

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get up. Somerset Maugham (1874-1965)

Lazy people have no spare time.

One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.

Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow. Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)

The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets. (😮 editor remark: I don't really get this one and I don't even like it, but I included it just to amuse those who hate cats 😉 )

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. Paul Fix

The superfluous is very necessary. Voltaire (1694-1778)

There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them. Werner Heisenberg (1901-1976) 8) 😃

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[quote="Laurine Fairhair"]Now its sunday already and the perfect time for some deep thoughts: 8)

A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.

All that is gold does not glitter; nor all those that wander are lost. J.R.R. Tolkien (1892-1973)

As I was going up the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish he'd stay away.
Hughes Mearns (1875-1965)

Confusion never reigns but it pours.

How can you know what you think until you open your mouth and hear what you say?

If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. ( 😮 editor remark: this is so true)

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you achieved?

If the human brain were simple enough to understand, we'd be so simple we couldn't.

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get up. Somerset Maugham (1874-1965)

Lazy people have no spare time.

One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.

Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow. Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)

The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets. (😮 editor remark: I don't really get this one and I don't even like it, but I included it just to amuse those who hate cats 😉 )

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. Paul Fix

The superfluous is very necessary. Voltaire (1694-1778)

There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them. Werner Heisenberg (1901-1976) 8) 😃[/quote]

That's deeeeeeeeeppp.

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[quote="Laurine Fairhair"]Now its sunday already and the perfect time for some deep thoughts: 8)
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More deep thoughts:

Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out of it alive.

I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.

It is not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.

Returning to the original idea of this thread 😃 :
The following exam was administered to gangsters as their version of the SAT, this version is known as the official GAT (Gangsta Aptitude Tess)...

1) You just robbed som jack mo fo with $20 in his wallet. You can buy:

A. A dime and two 40's
B. A new pair of Fila's
C. Dashikki down the block
D. Yo mama

2) It's tha end of da monf again and da man is on your jack for da rent. You:

A. Bust a cap in his ass
B. Say, "Shit man, why you all up in ma bidness?"
C. Have anuther kid on welfare
D. Yo mama

3) You and ya holmes are banging down da block when yall scam da uther mo fo's commin your way. If ya both jaking your hydros, and both yall draw yur gats, which of da following happens:

A. Shit goes down in da hood
B. Ya check yur colours and let the cop-killers fly
C. Shit man, I do'no maff
D. Yo mama

4) You drink haff a 40. How much is left:

A. Haff
B. Da uther haff
C. Zum mo
D. Bout enuff to jak yo mama

5) You, beein da shit you are, dress yo self in da morn in which of deese:

A. Yo Tek 9 with da Raiders hat
B. Da AK47 with yo Fila's

6) Tiz yo 21st birfday. You:

A. Hook up with Dashikki down the block and treat her to MceeDees
B. Treat yo self to crack, ice cream, and 40's
C. Gaffle da man
D. I do'no maff

JOG-MAFEE

7) Wher iz da mutherland at:

A. Afrika
B. Mehico
C. Compton
D. Souff Centra
E. Yo mama

8) What am da capita of California?

A. Da Hood
B. Compton
C. Compton
D. Compton

ANALAMA-G'S

9) Tek 9 : Gatt :

A. Yo mama : Dashikki
B. Fila's : Nike
C. Tu pac : Barry White
D. St. Ive's : Colt 45

10) Malt Liquor : Da Chronic :

A. Da Man : Da Systum
B. ReeRun : MC Hammer
C. Fat Albert : Shaft
D. Yo mama : Dashikki

NOW LOOKIE HERE FOO. I GOTS TO AXE YOU AN EXXAY QUEXTIUN: IN 25 WURDS MO O LESS, TELL UZ ME WHO AM DA MAN?

So dat we may give uh you yo cowrecked sco, sine yo tag here!

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This time there are no correct answers included. Instead you can count your score in the following manner: add one point whenever you understood the question (max 10 points) and add one point whenever you understood answer alternatives (max 40 point). You will get a score ranging from 0 to 50. Then, if you happened to answer the exxay quextiun, extract any number of words that exceeded 5 in your answer. Higher the final score, better the chances of you being a real good gangsta ...
8) 8)

and here's my share...

Test yourself...
1) How did he know?
A man was waiting at an airport for a plane to arrive. Suddenly, he heard
someone call his name. Looking up, he saw an old friend of his hurrying towards him.

"Hey, Bill!" called his friend. "How are you? I haven't seen you in years!"
"How are you?" exclaimed Bill. "Wow,
you look great!"
"I am married now, to somebody you don't know," said the other. "This is
my daughter."
Bill smiled down at the little girl. "Hi, young lady. What's your name?"
"It's the same as my mama," said the girl.
"Is that so," said Bill, winking at his friend. "Then your name must be
Cindy!"
Ques: How could he possibly knw this?

(2) The strange sisters
It was the first day of school. The teacher had several children in her
class. She asked all the new children to write down their names and their
date of birth for her. The first two names she looked at were those of
girls. She saw that they both had the same last name. They also had the
same birthday - June 9,1973.

"Will Jane and June campbell please stand?" asked the teacher. Two girls
stood up, and the teacher saw that they were just alike. "Oh, you are
twins," she said.
One of the girls shook her head. No," she said. "We're sisters, but
we're not twins."

Ques: How could they be sisters and be the same age, but not twins?

3) The mystery of the missing fish
2 fathers and 2 sons went fishing. Each caught one fish. However, only 3 fishes were caught.
Ques: How was this possible?

(4) The tennis player
Once there was a tennis player. In the tennis game, she played very well and won great fame. Jane was her first name, What was her last name.

Ques: Find Jane's last name.




ANSWER:

(1) How did he know Bill knew the little girl's name bcos it was the same as his friend's name. His old friend, to whom he was talking, was named Cindy,and she was the little girl's mother.

(2) The strange sisters Jane and June Campbell were sisters, born on the same day the same year. But they weren't twins. They were 2 of a set of triplets. The other triplet, Jackie, was sick that day.

(3) The mystery of the missing fish The 2 fathers and 2 sons who went fishing were actually only 3 people a grandfather, his son, and his grandson. The grandfather was his son's father, and of course the son was his grandson's father. That makes 2 fathers. The grandfather's son was one son, and his son was the other. So, if each of them caught one fish, only 3 fish were caught.

(4) The tennis player
The first and last names are given in the last two lines of the poem. Jane was her first name, What was her last name. The two lines make one complete sentence. And there is a period at the end of the sentence, not a question mark. So the sentence doesn't ask a question. It tells you that Jane was the first name and that What was her last name. Her name was Jane What.

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Good one jamella 😃
I got numbers 3 and 4 correct, but the first was so obvious, I missed it. And in numbr 2 I figured they might have the same father but different mothers. That would have made them half-sisters in fact, but it was the best I came up with 😃

Instead of flinging cows, this weekend you can save goldfish. It's easy in the beginning and you feel like a really good person, but then it gets more difficult and you just can't save them all 😞 But no actual goldfish was harmed in making of this game 8)