[quote="LAuRA"]WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
Dogs miss you when you're gone.
Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
Dogs don't criticize your friends.
Dogs admit when they're jealous.
Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
Dogs do not play games with you--except Frisbee (and they never laugh at how you throw).
Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
You can train a dog.
Dogs are easy to buy for.
You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.
(OK. The *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)
Dogs understand what no means.
Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
Dogs admit it when they're lost.
Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
Just felt like posting this... don't ask... :-?[/quote]
so you didn't find anything on cats 😃 😃 😃
Since cats are better than dogs, the gap between cats and men is huuuuge 😉 😃
you know, sometimes i think women would be happier if the SARS virus only affected men. "good riddance" they would chant as they burn the corpses. :-?
Australia must be a haven, cos' lemon population is very large there.
Nah, I dont' really think so. Something just bugged me alot yesterday (still does but now I'm in control of my emotions again) 😉 . So truce, ok?
Nevermind the lemons, I'll take a banana anytime :P
[quote="LAuRA"]Nah, I dont' really think so. Something just bugged me alot yesterday (still does but now I'm in control of my emotions again) 😉 . So truce, ok?
Nevermind the lemons, I'll take a banana anytime :P[/quote]
damn it!! you are gonna kill me with lines like that!!! 😃 😃 😃
is there a way to be at the right place at the right time :roll:
just behave properly and stay as you are...
Hey Foxy & Laura, here's why I think cats are better than women:
1- A cat purrs when she is happy and move her tail when she is not. A women never shows on her face what's inside her.
2- You can raise your voice at the cat any time while try to raise your voice at your woman and she will whine for 3 consecutive days.
3- A cat doesn't care how much money you've got as long as you feed her mouth. A women on the other hand, ..... don't even mention it.
4- A cat won't ask you to do errands for her parents and family while a woman..... ther I go again.
5- You never found out that you are a hypocrite and that you can laugh at silly jokes until you met the rascal.... ehem, I meant your woman's dady.
6- It's always fun to watch a cat while she's sleeping while you can never watch your women in her sleep because she will always give you hard time in your day so that you fall asleep before her.
7- You don't worry about taking your cat out do you?!
😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃
There is more:
8- If you told your secret in front of your cat and your woman, then you bychance found out the secret is not a secret anymore and that even the milkman knows about your secret then I'm sure you will figure out who told your secret: your cat or your woman? The cat doesn't even speak English for God's sake.
9- Did your ever worry about frogetting your cat's birthday?
10- When was the last time you bought something for yourcat?
11- Does your cat wanna go every two days to the hairstyler?
Do you want me to go on with the list forever?!
Women, can't live with'em, can't live without'em.
They will sure drive you carzy, in a positive and a negative way. How they do it? ask mother eve.
:eggface: :eggface: :eggface: :eggface: :eggface:
Oh dear, Fox Hound, are you smitten? :P
Let me quote a piece of evelasting wisdom by Paul Young for you:
Love is in the air, love is in the air, oh oh
Love is in the air, in the rising of the sun
Love is in the air, when the day is nearly done
And I don't know if you are illusion, don't know if see it true
But you're something that I must believe in
And you're there when I reach out for you
And if you need more info on the subject click http://whyfiles.org/033love/ 😃 😃
Hey Fox, I hope you weren't offended. I'm sorry if you were 😮ops:
What I'm thinking right now ...
I've typed a post of about 40 lines about this ... but just erased it again.
what am i thinking now.....
exams are over and now i can go home and stress out on the results for 3 weeks. :-? 😊
[quote="LAuRA"]Hey Fox, I hope you weren't offended. I'm sorry if you were 😮ops:[/quote]
no not at all
BTW nice stuff back there 😉
What am I thinking: goddamn routers and configs, why can't it ever just work :evil:
Why must i learn for the exams??? :agrue:
Thanks God all my exams are over long ago 😃
[quote="FOX HOUND"]what time is love???[/quote]
Is time for DA HOUSE 😃
I am thinking about 500.000 Euro and making love to somebody Blonde 😉
😃 😃 😃
SpecialBoy where have you been ???