Today, I used some bogs in Swansea to take some plops, but would you believe it, some kids came in and threw a stink-bomb over the cubicle door and it landed right on my noggle (head).
I stanketh for the rest of the day!
I AM NOT AMUSED!
Swansea Bogs
Has anyone managed to translate this yet? 
He went to use the public conveniences and while he was doing his business, some children attacked him with a foul smelling substance, rendering him with the odour of a sewerage works.
Ahh... OK, thanks, I think....