Agenda
* Acquire a well known handset manufacturer as cheaply as possible.
* Acquire a worldwide distribution service.
* Acquire a worldwide repair service and centres.
* Acquire an existing app's/music store.
* Acquire software technology to bolster our platform, such as mapping.
Concrete Actions
* Located ailing, well known, quality handset manufacturer in difficulties.
* Placed one of own top men in charge.
* Formed an "alliance" with the company similar to the failed Motorola, Palm, Samsung and HTC alliances.
* Driving share value down to make company affordable. Already achieved a 20% share price reduction.
* Ensured the company bears the cost of redundancies and plant closures to minimize our financial exposure in a takeover.
* Kept present platform alive as a mid to low end platform as this may prove lucrative in asset stripping later.
* Shelved or de-prioritized all other software developement not required by us, we do not require competition, to safeguard our own platform.
Of course, the above is only a joke... isn't it?