kicking them in
three word story...
But Link was
invisible and unaware
so she missed
The Ferrari Lady 😮
. After realising what
Just in case anyone would 😮 like to know what has happened so far, I assembled the story (and added some punctuation) 😃 :
In the beginning there was a girl who had a Ferrari modena and symbian phone and she was only 70 years old. Although somewhat smelly Dazler would still eat her skin and smell her. The problem was her pierced nose, and the big hanging silver chains (were the symbols AAS was engraved) would interfere in her new hairstyle. But she was so very gullible and very sleepy. Probably the cocaine was the reason so she took her one very good looking D$%*#&O and was about to leave for bloodfest Bingo night. But she didn't bring her Foxhound and Alibi to the orgy of sin and full of lust because they were madly in love with chicken soup. That was then. They killed Link, kicked Foxhound in and stole a giant red hotdog. Laura then shouted 'I would love to eat foxhounds and links with cherries and strawberries and then go to medieval forest near Jordan's house to smoke some peace pipe with Dr Dre and that Jordan guy!' So they went the girls room and began to smoke some tampons infront of the 3 wise men from Nokia who - allegedly - the lovers had left behind. And there she broke her 7650. So she bought the new 7650i that was not big enough to use as a skaterboard. So she checked AAS to upgrade to a 9210i, which is a skateboard. So she started rolling and tripped on a very big person sleeping in a deep cave which actually was an enormous fat microsloth spv phone. Unfortunately she was talking complete jibberish about how she bought her first vibrator that was nice but not vibrating so she switched it on the wrong way by pressing the big bad flashing light which produced a Light Saber. Useless. She thought of taking it to repair shop (which actually was a cat factory founded by Link - the cat lover, who *loved* cats, absolutely adored them - and very delighted Foxhound, who was the favorite enemy) at the gates, which were closed. So she called the sexy Link to do something unimaginable to him by loving cats and killing dogs, or even better, kicking them in. But Link was invisible and unaware so she missed the Ferrari lady. After realising what...
and it continues: ...the truth was 8)
she then did
...the unimaginable, taking...
a DVD boxset
...while dancing the...
funky chicken with
no clothes on
...she ran with...
big bad wolf
and seven dwarfs
to the moon
and back,because
she could. Next...
saddam called the
CNN to tell
them "i quit"
..."my AAS membership"...
and AAS said
"we will gladly...
kick you in
southern iraq if
you even think
of eating Bush's
home made marmalade