The Story So Far Again (Thanks to Laura for first part)
In the beginning there was a girl who had a Ferrari modena and symbian phone and she was only 70 years old. Although somewhat smelly Dazler would still eat her skin and smell her. The problem was her pierced nose, and the big hanging silver chains (were the symbols AAS was engraved) would interfere in her new hairstyle. But she was so very gullible and very sleepy. Probably the cocaine was the reason so she took her one very good looking D$%*#&O and was about to leave for bloodfest Bingo night. But she didn't bring her Foxhound and Alibi to the orgy of sin and full of lust because they were madly in love with chicken soup. That was then. They killed Link, kicked Foxhound in and stole a giant red hotdog. Laura then shouted 'I would love to eat foxhounds and links with cherries and strawberries and then go to medieval forest near Jordan's house to smoke some peace pipe with Dr Dre and that Jordan guy!' So they went the girls room and began to smoke some tampons infront of the 3 wise men from Nokia who - allegedly - the lovers had left behind. And there she broke her 7650. So she bought the new 7650i that was not big enough to use as a skaterboard. So she checked AAS to upgrade to a 9210i, which is a skateboard. So she started rolling and tripped on a very big person sleeping in a deep cave which actually was an enormous fat microsloth spv phone. Unfortunately she was talking complete jibberish about how she bought her first vibrator that was nice but not vibrating so she switched it on the wrong way by pressing the big bad flashing light which produced a Light Saber. Useless. She thought of taking it to repair shop (which actually was a cat factory founded by Link - the cat lover, who *loved* cats, absolutely adored them - and very delighted Foxhound, who was the favorite enemy) at the gates, which were closed. So she called the sexy Link to do something unimaginable to him by loving cats and killing dogs, or even better, kicking them in. But Link was invisible and unaware so she missed the Ferrari lady. After realising what the truth was she then did the unimaginable, taking a DVD boxset while dancing the funky chicken with no clothes on she ran with big bad wolf and seven dwarfs to the moon and back,because she could. Next saddam called the CNN to tell them "i quit" "my AAS membership" and AAS said we will gladly kick you in southern iraq if you even think of eating Bush's home made marmalade, cherries or strawberries. GOD is Love!, but the devil can't break dance But he can make a cake with chocolate and cherries and strawberries and throw it to the next level of extrem Where for time it will sit there for a short time then somebody would gonna kill Link again and make him a brain-eating Zombie with three eyes and very short phallus. He roams ":I eat brain!" and cats that really piss me so hard that Sort 'em out! Anyway, Link was driving over cats using her lawnmower and that very moment flew in Terror because he Couldn't understand IRVING02 for saying irrelevant Hahaha...!W t f. shhh.... don't make much noise Edgedale. IRVING02 might kill me, you know... so you better be quiet or i might end up dead! she was dreading for mouth-watering chocolates and hot beer After getting drunk she fell from the big old gummy bear god who smelt of sweet BO like the smell of new baked cookies Revived the dead And they started to quarrel about who is going to eat the last Link alive but too bad I'm with stupid -> lousy, dork, crazy -> I Am Cornholio the mighty slayer who read all that was engraved in the chains that hold my life into the Darkness that looks Hell break loose in the midst Winner takes all the soul away And gives back the useless ones with the big and empty head that is feared like girls on Baywatch. Now comes We Stand Together! to encounter the stupidest thread ever (no really it is stupid) in forums worldwide All About Symbian, which is classified by MI5 as criminally inane tripe. But we will become the greatest
And I Continue..
become the greatest