One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river his axe fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happily.
One day while he was walking with his wife along the riverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You cheat! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You will come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also say 'no' to her, You will thirdly come up with my wife, and I will say 'yes,' and then all three will be given to me.
But Lord, I am a poor man and I will not be able to take care of all three wives, so that's why I said yes this time."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS WHENEVER A MAN LIES IT IS FOR AN HONORABLE AND USEFUL REASON.
ows???
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damn straight and aint that the truth! 😃
[quote="jamella"]THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS WHENEVER A MAN LIES IT IS FOR AN HONORABLE AND USEFUL REASON.
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That's true, especially when you are with a women, you'll have to think 1000 times before you say anything, we even have to lie to protect them from theirselves.
Women and logic won't be found together 😃 (of course Jamella, Laura and Hera are the exceptions 😉 )
Yeah right... Are men all alike? Of course not.
[quote="jamella"]
THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS WHENEVER A MAN LIES IT IS FOR AN HONORABLE AND USEFUL REASON.
ows???
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YOU BET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😃 😃 😉 😮 :roll:
well most men suck, most girls suck
Suck is not to be taken literally 😉
Funny!!!
Just continuing Dazlers thought: Most people suck.
We can't do anything about that... :cry:
Bush: ok then, let's bomb iraq, and make world a better place to live...
[quote="MemphisX"]Yeah right... Are men all alike? Of course not.[/quote]
agree,not all 😊
and how would you comment on this Bachelor Commandments?
1. Thou shalt always fool around on your girlfriend
(that way when she dumps you you can always get
the last laugh).
2. Thou shalt not hose thy girlfriends friends unless you're
sure you can get away with it AND you do it in her bed.
3. Thou shalt never spend more than $100 without
first getting in her pants.
4. Thou shalt never marry the first girl you hose after
getting out of a "slump"
5. Thou shalt never admit to being in a slump, it is
always a "lull."
6. Thou shalt always have beer in the fridge.
7. Thou shalt always blow off your girlfriend at least once
a month to get drunk with your buddies.
8. Thous shalt always forget to call when performing the
previous commandment.
9. Thou shalt never admit to "hogging," it is always "a temporary
alcohol induced standards derating."
10.Thous shalt never go on a blind date with someone described as
having "a good personality."
11.Thou shalt never turn down steady pussy until it violates
number four or number ten.
12.Thou shalt never eat anything high in fiber or low in
cholesterol.
13.Thou shalt never drink non-alcoholic beer.
14.Thou shalt never covet thy neighbor's wife unless
she covets back.
15.Thou shalt always leave the sea
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Well, it is more complicated 😃
What about women Jamella?
I'm a fan of women,i might call myself a feminist too.
But women these days,switching romance with sex(Dont get me wrong,i LOVE sex but i dont like beeing treated as a sex object all the time 😃 Dont get me started on cheating),having more male characteristics then men?They are starting to lose their feminine charm,the things that make them women.
Well maybe that is progress,but i dont like it.
Maybe its me,maybe i shoul've been born in some other time,maybe the mid twenties,jazz,prohibition,charlston,romance,gangsters.
Women are 50% as bad as men and Men are 50% as feminine as women.
if anyone has seen Ibiza uncovered or any of the 'Uncovered' series of the clublands of europe, then you would know hwat i mean.
GhostDog has a very valid point, but unfortunately, there is nothing that can be done and arguably, should be done.
okay guys, here's the beatitudes for single people:
The Beatitudes for Single People
1. Blessed are the singles, for theirs alone is their income.
2. Blessed are those who are detached, they can go where they
please,when they please.
3. Blessed are the non-couples, they shall inherit no one else's
problems but their own.
4. Blessed are the uncommitted, they have no phone calls to wait for.
5. Blessed are those who do not thirst for companionship, they do not
have to share the remote.
6. Blessed are the purely unattached, for they will see what they want
in the shops and go buy it without any thought as to whether their mate
will approve of the purchase. In other words, they can indulge without
guilt.
7. Blessed are those who are persecuted when valentine's day rolls in,
y do not need some stupid special day declared to remind them that
they are happy in their present state.
8. Blessed are you when couples walk by arm in arm on a rainy day,
you're not getting wet, they are. (I mean, try squeezing two people under a small umbrella)
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are you on drugs jamella 😃 😃
Remember the club they had in Rascals?
HeMan Woman Haters club? Well,Jamella is the founder of SheWoman Man Haters club 😃
Before this gets out of hand,i'm only joking 😊