get a life jimmy-floyd

i didnt know there were any in the swamp

[quote="mosquito"]Frankly, no lyrics writer can be compared to James Hetfield (the lead singer, rythm guitarist & founding member of Metallica).
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LARS ULRICH is the founder of METALLICA not james hetfiled. :black:

[quote="cooler43"]i didnt know there were any in the swamp[/quote]

are you kidding man?! In swamps, you can only find crazy fucked up girls!

Those CFUG wannabes of high places are just pretenders.

Life is tough in swamps & CFUG's need love and passion more than any type of girls and you know what, they turn out to be the finest too. 😉

[quote="judell74"][quote="mosquito"]Frankly, no lyrics writer can be compared to James Hetfield (the lead singer, rythm guitarist & founding member of Metallica).
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LARS ULRICH is the founder of METALLICA not james hetfiled. :black:[/quote]

Yeah, but who gets all the credit for everything?!
😉

[quote="mosquito"][quote="cooler43"]i didnt know there were any in the swamp[/quote]

are you kidding man?! In swamps, you can only find crazy fucked up girls!
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Man i've heard some waffle in my time, but this is 100% waffle heaven right here! 😃

Lee 8)

[quote="yourmanlee"][quote="mosquito"][quote="yourmanlee"][quote="mosquito"]Dazler wrote:

And for musicians, you are only a musicians when people willingly listen to your stuff

You are sentenced to a life time ban from my music.
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Yeah, Dazler....No 'Crazy Fucked Up Girl' for you. Bet you're gutted. 😉

Lee[/quote]

ok mister, you are sentenced to a lifetime imprisonment inside a cell with a crazy fucked up girl of my choice.

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LOL...I'm jus' playin' witcha! 😊 Although it sounds like you know a lot of crazy fucked up girls!

Lee[/quote]

Aha! whatever you've been drinkin' man, I want some!

What are you saying?! of coures I nkwo lots of 'em. They are inside my head.

You knwo what, you inspired with another piece of $hit:

FUG -- A Poem(inspired By Lee)
(Hint: FUG means Fucked Up Girl)

Yo fucked up girl inside my head
I'll make you scream & shout in bed
Tonight I'm high on plain cold water
I want to spank you devil's daughter

We'll turn my room from inside out
The smell of sweet lust is a crack
We'll show the world what it's about
I'll be your hardest heart attack

Your body is melting in my hands
My body is tough my will is good
What no sane man can understand
I'll try to teach you if I could

I'll rack your soul your pain subists
& spread your blood across the seas
My love is what you can't resist
You'll beg for more while on your knees

:P :shocked!: :P :shocked!: :P :shocked!: :P

i wanna live in a swamp 😮

I agree with yourmanlee: this thread must be the mother of all waffle threads 😃 😃

Could it be that mosquito here has some real talent? :lying:

Mosquito,you are crazy and mad guy,you are a poet. 😊 ,I think LAURA,after this(i mean yours posts)will not take you on a trip.

[quote="jimmy-floyd"]Mosquito,you are crazy and mad guy,you are a poet. 😊 ,I think LAURA,after this(i mean yours posts)will not take you on a trip.[/quote]

What are you saying jimmy, me & Laura?

Naaah! She's not single. There is someone else she'd rather take a trip with.

Beside's, I'm not her type. I'm not any girl's type.

The only girl that I can fit in (not what you're thinking nasty boy) is a FUG (Fucked Up Girl).

Laura is my shrinkette. She's my beautiful shrinkette. To her I'm just a patient. Nothing more, nothing less. Beautiful shrinkettes shouldn't get involved with patients or else they would get banned from the board.

Besides, I'm a major bore. She probably will get board after spending five minutes with me.

Besides, she is far away across the ocean there in Finland where the air is not poluted from CO emitted out of cars that's been roaming the streets from the 1950's like stuck up ghosts denied access to the afterlife by the Machine Gods.

Thank you jimmy boy for your concern, you are my man, man! You are my dude, dude!

What is this green light above your head jimmy? Are you a vegetarian saint?

:P :shocked!: :P :shocked!: :P :shocked!: :P

TThis is my nick-Jimmy-floyd,its green,coz i like such colour.

Ok,mosquito,i understood,all about you,you are great man,we are friends,ok.but i wanna to see LAURAS face,maybe she is beauty princess, 😃

You can see Laura's picture at the User's Gallery 😊 and she is a beautiful princess 😊

Oh,yes,its really so.

[quote="mosquito"]

You know what, you inspired with another piece of $hit:

FUG -- A Poem(inspired By Lee)
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I'm insiprational! 😃

Lee 8)

😮 😮 😮 😮 😮

[quote="ST@RR"]You can see Laura's picture at the User's Gallery 😊 and she is a beautiful princess 😊[/quote]

She's a queen *bangs his head against the wall* aaaah! She's one hell of a beautiful queen *bangs his head against the ceiling* She is one hell of a master piece. aaaaaaah! *throws himself from the window crying "she's not single"* booom *lands on his back in the swamp* She is one hell of a fine women.

:-? Hmmm... :-?

I hear Laura also carries round a can of 'mosquito repellent'

Lee

[quote="mosquito"][quote="judell74"][quote="mosquito"]Frankly, no lyrics writer can be compared to James Hetfield (the lead singer, rythm guitarist & founding member of Metallica).
[/quote]

LARS ULRICH is the founder of METALLICA not james hetfiled. :black:[/quote]

Yeah, but who gets all the credit for everything?!
😉[/quote]

We are talking about the founder of metallica and not who gets the credits.

Ok. I admit. Lars thought about making a band and he happened to meet James and proposed the idea and James agreed and they started as a duo. So I guess we can consider them both founders of Metallica. And drop the damn subject or I will kick some a$$ :shocked!: Just kidding man.