Charlie
Leslie
Chris
Gina
Bonnie
OK..... howzabout five childishly-amusing names for a willy 😃
Name 5 Things
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis.
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong.
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece-of-pork,
Your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
and how about the female equivalent?
beaver
honey pot
bearded clam
rattlesnake canyon
wizard's sleeve
OK now to move away before this gets really dirty!
What are the 5 worst purchases you made?
wizard's sleeve????? argh! now I'm thinking about Rafe's arm...
ok, worst purchases...
my corset
Boots nappies
Mamas & Papas Pliko travel system (buggy/pushchair)
Some kind of purple hair dye that just looks red
pop-up goalposts for the son of a "friend"
what are the five best things you've ever bought?
1) House
2) Car
3) PC
4) Snake
5) Books
Name 5 things u buy for party.........
Rafe's arm... 😃 😃 😃
1) champange / sparkling wine for the welcoming toast
2) white wine for starters
3) red wine to go with the main course
4) beer for those who don't like wine and for everyone when the wine is finished
5) some food (not my specialty 😃 )
5 mp3's you have?
Lawnmower Deth - I caught the clap and me knob fell off
Arrogant Worms - carrot juice is murder
Crucial Taunt - Ballroom Blitz
Weird Al - Smells like Nirvana
TV Theme - Pinky and the Brain
a mixed selection 😛
how about five things you wouldn't do in front of your mother?
Snog (like, properly snog) my better half
Stand to attention (!)
Drugs
Pinch her bum (it'd be tricky)
Commit matricide
Name five non-english words for the word "five" - and I don't want to see any circumflexes, umlauts or accents missing.
Originally posted by Jadeviper
leave Ewan
Awww....
cinq (French)
f�nf (German)
cinque (Italian)
cinco (Portugese)
cinco (Spanish)
OK, a bit of a cheat, I know 😉 but Babelfish only covers those languages! Laura, I tried to find an English-Finnish translator but gave up!
How about five ways to eat chocolate?
Let it melt on your tongue then slowly swallow it, a bit at a time.
Inevitably melted onto a particular part of my partner's body and licked off
Frozen (it lasts longer)
Pushed up around the top and bottom of my gumline and then savoured for ages afterwards (requires a teeth-cleaning session afterwards)
Guiltily, knowing that you were only going to have a few chunks and then put the bar back, but in fact you finished the whole bloody lot and now you know you feel ever-so-slightly ill.
Five things you should be doing now instead of posting here. Err, no. Sorry. FIVE not five hundred.
washing dishes
having a shower
tidying the kitchen
tidying the livingroom (though the ratbag's asleep in the livingroom just now)
sorting out washing
*sigh* it's such a jet-setting lifestyle being a full-time mum...
what five things would you really like to be doing right now if you didn't have to be doing what you are doing?
I have to say I had trouble with this one JV. I mean, I don't have to be here, so it's a bit tricky, but what would I really like to be doing?
Visiting my recently-widowed, wonderful mum.
Being naughty with someone I shouldn't.
Lying on a sunny, deserted beach.
Snorkelling on the Great Barrier Reef.
Talking to people with whom I am unable to talk any more.
Your five most favouritest names?
Eilidh (my daughter's name)
Catriona
Ciara
Callum
Alasdair (all possible names for future children)
name five things to do on holiday
Relax!
Swim!
Visit Museums!
Buy Tacky Goods!
Forget to Send Postcards til you at Airport to come home and blame Foreign Post! 😊
Thinking of Brewster's Millions, name 5 things you would do with $30million, but could not have any assets (anything to show) for it?
1) drink lots of beer
2) buy lots of prostitutes
3) pay u.k taxes
4) use it as toilet paper
5) give the rest to charity
name the five most popular members on the waffle-games forum
most popular? if you mean in terms of who posts the most, it's got to be
me
Laura
Gadget17
rb14
and either N/A or the Grim Reaper
Name five London underground stations that are one-word names
Angel
Farringdon
Blackfriars
Morden
Hainault
Name 5 Professional Darts Players.
1)Fordham, Andy
2)Kevin Painter
3)Lionel Sams
4)Phil Taylor
5)Jim Widmayer
name 5 of the 7 deadly sins
lust (my personal favourite)
gluttony
pride
sloth
um..... bugger! it'll come to me! nope, going to have to Google for it!
anger. that'll do.
so how about five of the ten commandments?
ONE: 'You shall have no other gods before Me.'
TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.'
THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.'
FOUR: 'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.'
FIVE: 'Honor your father and your mother.'
name five well known terrorists
George Bush
Tony Blair
Dick Cheney
Donald Rumsfield
Alan Rickman in Die Hard
Name Five really good Alan Rickman films
Robin Hood Prince of Thieves
Truly Madly Deeply
Dogma
Galaxy Quest
Rafe Blandford and the Philosopher's Stone
name the five best lines from films ever
Mine are:-
Data "Sh*t" - Star Trek: Generations
Hannibal Lecter: Tell me, Clarice- have the lambs stopped screaming? - The Silence of the Lambs
Charlie Croker: You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! - Italian Job
Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill. - Toy Story
Morpheus: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself. - The Matrix
(May not be the best But I like this bunch!)
Your Top five Clothing Companies! (Must own at least one item from them! So no Armani, unless you have an Armani suit)
um... I can't even <i>name</i> five clothing companies, never mind care if I buy clothes from them!
Dobber
Joseph Janard
Andiata
Gerry Weber
Donna Karan (DKNY)
although I gotta admit that from DKNY I only have one t-shirt...
Name 5 favourite Formula1 drivers
Juan Pablo Montoya (mmmmm yummy!)
Kimi Raikonnen
Reubens Barrichello
Fernando Alonso
Jackie Stewart! 😃
what were your five favourite toys as a kid?
1)he-man action figure
2)action man action figure
3)toy boat (replica of a ww2 destroyer)
4)toy tractor (one of those ride around ones)
5)lightsabre
name five members of linkin park
Mike Shinoda
Chester (Chazy Chaz)
Joe Hahn
Big Bad Brad
Phoenix
(poor Rob 😛)
now name five current members of Iron Maiden
1)STEVE HARRIS
2)BRUCE DICKINSON
3)DAVE MURRAY
4)ADRIAN SMITH
5)JANICK GERS
name 5 drinks manufactured by the coca-cola corp