OK. Springing from a message or two in the "What" game, I thought this might be a thread worth starting. Your job is to continue the limerick until the fifth line, after which you get to start the next limerick.
EG: (thanks to Al the Pal)
Post 1: There once was a man named McGill,
Post 2: Whose acts grew exceedingly ill,
Post 3: He insisted on habits,
Post 4: involving white rabbits,
Post 5: and a bird with a flexible bill.
New limerick...There was a young chappy called Bob
etc etc
So to start:
There was a young chappy called Bob...
who went and got the wrong kinda job
with a ring on the end of his knob.
There was a young man from Ben Duckit
hhhmmm jade wonder where you wanted us to go with this one😛
If anything moved he would f*ck it
Said a sheep with no arse
And a f*nny the size of a bucket.
A sweet friendly gal was Jadeviper,
who should be the waffle- games sniper.
Fiercely proud of her tot
Her lifestyle is most often hyper.
Laura, the warm friendly Finn
was doing her best to stay thin
with her clothes off she'd say
Do you think it would help if I spin?
When rb14 was a small boy
he loved to play with his cute lil toy
and if he was lucky he'd make 'em choke
and gag!!
NEXT!
There was a girl called LAuRa
jools once again you messed up the thread so im ignoring your post so continuing from JV
cuz their pierced tongues gave so much joy
Next one
There once was a very grim reaper
Why did i mess it up - It rhymed FFS, OK it didn't rhyme with toy but did rhyme with bloke. Didn't realise it had to be exactly the same as limericks we did as kids.
Anyway not to spoil your fun I will repeat the beginning of your last thread and also the second line JUST TO MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY IN YOUR WORLDS THAT ARE OBVIOUSLY SET LIKE STONE AND CAN NOT BE CHANGED BY A FREE THINKING INDIVIDUAL POETIC TYPE LIKE ME.
PS. I am taking the micky, I write this because nobody obviously understands my strange humour/personality - it is hard on a forum I guess.
Originally posted by Luke:-
There once was a very grim reaper
Who was accused of being a sneeker (like the film with Rob Ret)
who liked to smoke grass,
gah! beaten to it!
while pruning a large flowering creeper
When Gadget is tucked up at night
he'd complain it was lil too tight
about the big things he'd seen
while browsing a naughty website 
Our AAS daddy is Rafe