heading for the tinsel town of California
Smiley wants to revive his memorys in L.A where he was mestriously "niggerized" (a happy ending once again... 'sigh'😉
BUt what's this!??!?! A gangster gang surrounds the black bently better than the Bose stereo system can! They point their pistols and Bang bang BANG! all over the glass. Luckily, Smiley was smart enough to equip his side of the car with bullet proof glass.... 😃
... He was of course slightly worried about Laurine sitting next to him (a bit regretting his stingyness even; it would not have been that much more expensive to get the bullet proof glasses on both sides, but alas - too late now). Luckily, she was totally unaware of the whole situation. She had been playing mp3s with her communicator during the whole drive and blonde as she was, she had just dropped the phone onto the floor. Now she was ducking to get it when the bullets flew. When the incident was over, Smiley courtiously helped her to pick the phone up. Music was again playing when the two drove away from the surfice roads to to hills of lala-land. Finally they found a spacious mansion with a pool to settle down to 😃
You do have imagination... 😮
any other stories???
😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃
you should sell this to Stephen King
😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃
Yep, Misery II 😃
Smiley was aware of the South American Pirahnas in that pool, and as smart as he is, he sits for a cup of hot chocolate while Laurine is getting ready to jump in. "C'mon smiley! Don't be such a BUM!" she says. Smiley smiles (kind of hard to imagine) "No you go first, check the water for me, i don't want to get my skin messed up 😃" (LOL!) "okay!" then smiley's consious jumped in, he couldn't let a poor blond jump in a pool full of Pirahnas, even when the 'DANGER NO SWIMMING' sign was all over the place. So asks her to join him for a cup of hot chocolate, but this time, the chocolate wasn't so hot after all.....TA TA TUM!
[quote="😊"].....TA TA TUM![/quote]
�was the sound of a huge palm tree crashing down right in the middle of the patio. Laurine and Smiley, who were sipping their hot drinks and had not yet dived into the pool, were startled: what could have resulted this tree to fall down on such a calm and beautiful day? The answer became apparent as the piranhas started their feast in the pool. The palm tree had not been able to carry the weight of an intruding paparazzi who had climbed to the tree top with a heavy long lense camera. Nothing much remained of the poor fellow and the water turned red in front of wide eyes of Laurine and Smiley. A disgusting sight! But an idea struck Laurine and she had difficulty concealing her smile: she would now need to call the pool cleaner boy and what a hunk he was� 😉
He was...
Amazing! Smiley's psycho abilities enable him to read Laurines blonde head (not much to find there :P) he figures out her next move and quickly gets on his cleaning outfit 😃 He goes to the pool, and says: "whoa! What's this! FREE T-SHIRTS YOU SAY?" Laurine quickly falls for it and does an olympic dive with three flips right in the middle of the pool, poor laurine, Smiley waits for bones to float up, but all he sees is a communicator.... 😮
In just a few moments Laurine gets up the water - unharmed naturally, being the perfect athlete. 'The t-shirt sucks, wrong quote on the back, not for me thanks' she says and walks to get her towel. The communicator that she had picked up from the water prooved to an interesting discovery, though. It was the device of the late papparazzi, filled with classified information and contacts. 'If only we could figure out the right password to get pass the security app...'
...Smiley ponders , how could we get passed the security app? 'I could make millions' he thought, but wait, i don't wanna share those milliones with a BLONDE! Smiley gets impatient, nervous, sweat is on his forehead, on the tips of his fingers, he tries every kind of password, from 000 to 'navagation' then, he gets an "access approved" sign. He can't hide the evil grin, laurine asks: "what? did you find anything?" He replies: "yeah, i figured out the password" "weehee!! we're rich!!!" she screams happily. "Did someone say 'we' ?" he replies coldy. he gets out his 9mm, he screws on the silencer, and check-chick he throws her back in the water!! :P
Splash! Laurine was thrown into the pool. 'Thank god the piranhas only eat once a day', she though, 'and they sure have had their dinner today'. What Smiley did not know, was that she had secretly put on a bullet proof vest underheath the towel she had so modestly been holding around her body. The hidden door down at the very bottom of the pool was somewhat heavy, and poor Laurine broke one of her carefully polished nails trying to force it open. Finally she succeeded and started to walk the secrect tunnel. 'Damn, mother told me never to trust a stranger in a shining Bentley. I knew there was something crooked about that smile... '
Ok, let's make my first post on this thread, and also remind you guys that it's name is "What do you think right now" and not "What do you imagine doing right now!"
What i am thinking right now? sex, sheeps , the war on iraq, link with a cat 😃 , a photo of jamella :wink , easter holidays and what to do then, the crap tv is showing nowadays (reality shows/ big brother clones,etc), mathematics and the study i have to do on them... oh god, my mind is too crowded, and haven't even mentioned half of what i am thinking now... going to sleep. to tired of thinking ("what a mindjob" - the matrix)!
dang!!! partypooper MemphisX :P
the story is just getting juicy..............after a barrage of gunfire the wounded duo call a truce almost simultaniously, stagger towards each other, and stare longinly into eachother's eyes....a deafening silence ensues as the blood trickles from their respective wounds, almost able to hear the drops on the harsh sandy floor. Their true feelings erupt suddenly in a strong embrace and finally a deep lustfull kiss, so ferocious as if they where held away from each by an unbreakable glass wall for eternity, but have finally broken through to act out their innermost desires. they then fall to the floor, lips still coupled in a vice like grip on eachother and begin to unsheethe themselve of their bloodsoaked garments as if they where constrictin and hindering them from their ultimate goal of consumation.........................................<daydream end!!>uh oh...methinks i have said too much...........ive gotta stop reading those lemons and my aunts romance novels she hides on the top shelf of her dresser. :-? 😃
... hmmm, I don't recall any of that happening... do you Smiley? 😃 Orophin must be confusing us for somebody else 😃
This is awesome,we have to publish this!!!
Great choice of words guys.
What i'm thinking right now?
I hope that the sky does not fall on my head.
still i want EVO 7 😃 😃
How dows this work?
[quote="IRVING02"]still i want EVO 7 😃 😃[/quote]
Still want my M3!!!!!!!!!!
Still dreaming 😃
[quote="MemphisX"]Still dreaming 😃[/quote]
You bet man!!! 😉 😃 😃 :roll: 😮
...just stick it in there, it wont bruise!! OH!! hi everybody, well, todays show was brought to you by the letters "P", "S", "Y", "C", "H", and "O" with the number "69". Hope you enjoyed the show. Bye Bye.....c'mon Ricardo, dont put it in there, its not cosher.....
Ricardo? Nope, not in our story, maybe it's the room next door? Smiley doesn't recall any of that happening. SO... LAura goes into the tunnel, squirming like the little worm she is (sorry about that! I'm doing the super villan tone now :black: ) But little does she realize that Le Smiley OWNS this place! He uses his psycho powers once again to summon his Bently, and VROOM he swishes in the pool, he makes sure all the windows are perfectly shut, then he puts on some elevator music, to give him that floating feel while his 2800 kg british jewel slowly drowns to the bottom.. He pushes the "traction control" button, and down with the accelerator pedal, after doing some artistic 'doughnuts' on the pool floor, he saves the rubber of his precious Pirelli's for more fun stuff, HUNT DOWN LAURA!! MUAHHAHAHAHA flip on come the bi-xenon headlights, swoosh the whole pool is as bright as sour cream. With his all wheel drive, Smiley is only inches away from running over LAura..
In the meanwhile, Ricardo mistakes the automatic electronic pencil sharpener for something else... (EWWWW!! :P)
wheww! these guys are so funny!
[quote="😊"]Smiley is only inches away from running over LAura..[/quote]
Just as the front bumpers of the Bently were about to squash her, the escape route was finally there! An opening appeared in the tunnel ceiling and with the help of her special boots (equipped with tiny thruster engines) Laura was able to jump out through the well pit upwards onto the ground surfice. Down below she heard the car crashing into the tunnel wall (what a wreckless driver Smiley had always been). Hew, what a relief! 😃 Carefully planning her next move, Laura was well aware of the fact that the whole property was surrounded by electric fences. They were the only thing between her and her freedom...
hi guys i'm back
been dead for a week
but you can't kill an undead 8)
im just wondering what happened to Link... haven't seen him posting lately. Well, hope to see him around...
😉
Yeah...what did you do to link?! 😮 😃
who me, i don't do anything to him. maybe we better ask other forumers like FOXHOUND, LAuRA, 😊, Dazler, IRVING02
they might know the reason why Link is not posting anymore...