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744 replies · 47,603 views · Started 04 April 2003

Gadget17 30 Jun 2003, 10:51

Another Re-Cap Of The Story So Far Again (Thanks again to Laura for first part)

In the beginning there was a girl who had a Ferrari modena and symbian phone and she was only 70 years old. Although somewhat smelly Dazler would still eat her skin and smell her. The problem was her pierced nose, and the big hanging silver chains (were the symbols AAS was engraved) would interfere in her new hairstyle. But she was so very gullible and very sleepy. Probably the cocaine was the reason so she took her one very good looking D$%*#&O and was about to leave for bloodfest Bingo night. But she didn't bring her Foxhound and Alibi to the orgy of sin and full of lust because they were madly in love with chicken soup.

That was then. They killed Link, kicked Foxhound in and stole a giant red hotdog. Laura then shouted 'I would love to eat foxhounds and links with cherries and strawberries and then go to medieval forest near Jordan's house to smoke some peace pipe with Dr Dre and that Jordan guy!' So they went the girls room and began to smoke some tampons infront of the 3 wise men from Nokia who - allegedly - the lovers had left behind.

And there she broke her 7650. So she bought the new 7650i that was not big enough to use as a skaterboard. So she checked AAS to upgrade to a 9210i, which is a skateboard. So she started rolling and tripped on a very big person sleeping in a deep cave which actually was an enormous fat microsloth spv phone., Unfortunately she was talking complete jibberish about how she bought her first vibrator that was nice but not vibrating so she switched it on the wrong way by pressing the big bad flashing light which produced a Light Saber. Useless. She thought of taking it to repair shop (which actually was a cat factory founded by Link - the cat lover, who *loved* cats, absolutely adored them - and very delighted Foxhound, who was the favorite enemy) at the gates, which were closed

So she called the sexy Link to do something unimaginable to him by loving cats and killing dogs, or even better, kicking them in. But Link was invisible and unaware so she missed the Ferrari lady. After realising what the truth was she then did the unimaginable, taking a DVD boxset while dancing the funky chicken with no clothes on she ran with big bad wolf and seven dwarfs to the moon and back,because she could.

Next saddam called the CNN to tell them "i quit" "my AAS membership" and AAS said we will gladly kick you in southern iraq if you even think of eating Bush's home made marmalade, cherries or strawberries. GOD is Love!, but the devil can't break dance But he can make a cake with chocolate and cherries and strawberries and throw it to the next level of extrem Where for time it will sit there for a short time then somebody would gonna kill Link again and make him a brain-eating Zombie with three eyes and very short phallus. He roams ":I eat brain!" and cats that really piss me so hard that Sort 'em out!

Anyway, Link was driving over cats using her lawnmower and that very moment flew in Terror because he Couldn't understand IRVING02 for saying irrelevant Hahaha...!W t f. shhh.... don't make much noise Edgedale. IRVING02 might kill me, you know... so you better be quiet or i might end up dead! she was dreading for mouth-watering chocolates and hot beer After getting drunk she fell from the big old gummy bear god who smelt of sweet BO like the smell of new baked cookies Revived the dead And they started to quarrel about who is going to eat the last Link alive but too bad I'm with stupid -> lousy, dork, crazy -> I Am Cornholio the mighty slayer who read all that was engraved in the chains that hold my life into the Darkness that looks Hell break loose in the midst Winner takes all the soul away And gives back the useless ones with the big and empty head that is feared like girls on Baywatch.

Now comes We Stand Together! to encounter the stupidest thread ever (no really it is stupid) in forums worldwide All About Symbian, which is classified by MI5 as criminally inane tripe. But we will become the greatest story writers ever to have walked the planet called "All About Symbianearth". There there was... a whole new I AM BIG out of line dancing freak of easter bunny land wait a minute Gadget17 in Bunny-Suit? come get some! All i Have DIE YOU BASTARD!!!

But Then Edgedale changed his avatar ...and began to... look for a picture that looks the one exactly then start walking towards the sunset Stroking a dog with scabies and Waffling about the sausages and cheesecakes but life will stop making sense and goto sleep and dream of marshmellow babies. Suddendly someone came in through the window naked and had a big eye small sexy lip and a fat wallet which helped to pay rent and the taxi in which he sleeps most the time with a pink gummy bear And a bottle inside it is ...what you don't... ...even immagine what... the triple breasted did with his big, tall, long computer joy stick to play with the dark side of the paper to get rid of Link once and not forgeting to finalize everything like the old fart he is.

So he decided to fly all the way down to hell to say hello and inflate the elephant demon king named UROTSUKIDOJI, tentacle master. It took him back up to his mommas underpants that needed washing by the new bad smelling high priestess of AAS. But the wolf really love FOX HOUND's tantalizing almond-shaped eyes,100% wearable fur-skin coat, and big ears so he ate all his frinds shoes that tasted like stinky fish and rotten eggs smell too nice as IRVING02 tried to hide from the almighty one with the name ST@RR, FOX HOUND, jamella but unfortunately he changed his name and keep on runing away from Merthyr Tydfil BingoBus who will take three beatuful women without any hesitation and any doubt to the wedding of the millenium.

BUT FoxHound will Stop posting again to KILL Link his mortal enemy the MarioParty Champ (in his dreams) (and FOX-HOUND's nightmares) BUT Link will will not allow his picture to be seen here in this life but maybe he will see it while he was ...still waiting for... ...something or someone... to go perhaps to make a blood donation tomorrow. surely he will not think about FOX HOUND since ...he would never... lie to us about his identity is not himself then the master went out to to fight darkness where he won a new 6650 and cry over and jumped till the night goes midevil on somone's ass.

So he started to eat submarine sandwich and his belly ballooned for too much undigested food so because of that he tried to look for three little cute pigs went out to for the barbecue but they didn't they hate pork so they eat three blind mice and little pigs which were themselves and so the big fat wolf came by and kisses three pigs' which were digested and vomitted out after he ate those dead pigs again he vomitted them out and eat em' back..... errkkk.. and vomit them made a pizza really big one called pork pizza with lots of puke that smelled like something you want to run away from FOX and far from Saudi Arabia and the USA, who killed all the blue frogs in the murky pond at the top of the mountain at the end of the hill down the valley eat back vomits and finally, took off and fly to the blue deep space rotting.

BUT then Link hyperspace in just before ST@RR killed ....the one who... claimed that he's THE ONE but cry like a cat who lost his short tail but just got an eye left and 10 arms start shooting everything that is included peeing on himself and looking at the girl beside the mirror of the car he's shitting inside tho' then an Agent Shovel up his last BIG smelly boots and gloves then kung-fu kick with bullet time that dose work for all of the three fat head sucking zombies who came from graves of dead farm animals which was full of green long stuff with smelly thing that looks like your mammas BIG red old car no power for the big race to the top things break down and then she cry like man who lost his all the manhood and the history will go on before the fat black bat from the inner earth loss it's wing when the cute girl like me suddenly appeared above while she's laughing because an ugly man slipped away from the coming dog who runs of the dark with his boss who looks like his dog and his other naughty frog legged horse started kicking the leg of the chair that is only three-legged in mosquito's swamp that smells kinda

Now to continue...

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