Seems with the collapse of ITV Digital that Johnny Vegas and Munkeh have been looking for alternative employment. It seems that an OPL supporting spliter faction has offered them bags of crisps and digital telly in exchange for the following ads. NOTE: if you aren't based in the UK you probably won't get the jokes as well as others. Scripts "found" by me 😉:
SCRIPT 1
Munkeh and JV sitting in living room with 9210s on their laps.
JV: Munkeh, I'm bored, we need better PDAs.
Munkeh: No my dear simpleton, we don't need other PDAs, we just need more software.
JV: You are right Munkeh, we need more software. Where we gonna get it Munkeh, we emptied your little Monkey Bank so we could buy those GPS units in case we ever left the house.
Munkeh: Indeed we did, but that's where we need OPL.
JV: Opium, Munkeh you don't need that stuff man, it'll kill ya and ruin your life.
Munkeh: No you ignoramus not opium, OPL, it's a programming language dating back to early Psions.
JV: What like this one. *produces a Revo*
Munkeh: No you fool thats a Revo, I'm looking back at the old organisers in the 80s.
JV: Really? I can't see any.
Munkeh: Metaphorically you fool. Anyway OPL is a language so simple even you could use it.
JV: Me, you really mean that Munkeh?
Munkeh: Yes *looks to camera* and there are many other developers who would find it useful...
JV: Who are you talking to Munkeh?
Munkeh: *ignores JV* and could be producing freeware and shareware apps on the Nokia 9210 and 7650 now to help build a large application base...
JV: Munkeh stop it you are scaring me!
Munkeh: Oh sorry, where was I?
JV: What are you playing on your 9210 Munkeh?
Munkeh: Pong, I wrote it myself in OPL.
JV *grabs at Munkeh's 9210*: Munkeh give it here, I wanna play, I wanna play I wanna PLAY!
SCRIPT 2
Munkeh and JV sitting in living room with 9210s on their laps.
JV: Munkeh, we need more apps again.
Munkeh: Yes, it seems there is still not enough entertainment on the 9210 to feed our desires.
JV: Help me Munkeh I'm going mad here.
Munkeh: I am already prepared for such a turn of events, be amazed at my digital telly controller.
JV: But Munkeh that's your 9210, and there's no more ITV Digital. *sniffles*
Munkeh: Indeed but using a backdoor at Channel 5 I've managed to code an app in OPL to change what they show, and can force channel 5 to broadcast digital TV channels. MUWA HA HA HA HA!
JV: Ooooh Munkeh you are so clever.
Munkeh: What's this, it's not working....
JV: Munkeh NOOOOO! You got my hopes up!
Munkeh: You've been playing with my 9210 haven't you.
JV: Me? Only a little bit Munkeh, you've got some great OPL thingies on there that I don't.
Munkeh *peeved voice*: Did you change the "World Digital-TV Domination.opl" file at all?
JV: That story about controlling digital TV with your 9210, yeah was boring so I changed it.
Munkeh: You Fool! That wasn't a word doc it was an OPL program!
JV: I thought you were writing a story Munkeh. I didn't know you could write programs on your 9210.
Munkeh: Now you've ruined everything, no more digital telly for you.
JV: Noooooooooooo!
SCRIPT 3
Munkeh sitting in living room with 9210 on his lap. JV walks through the door.
JV: Munkeh, Munkeh, I've just got a Nokia 7650, it's got a camera and everything.
Munkeh: Well done my flabby friend you made it to the shops.
JV: I know I'm dead chuffed, It's not got much software tho, can I have some of your OPL thingies for it?
Munkeh: I'm afraid that OPL doesn't work on the 7650.
JV: But that's useless Munkeh, how am I gonna play your games now, I'll take it back and get a P800.
Munkeh: I'm afraid you can't use OPL on that either.
JV: What am I gonna do, I broke my 9210 by sitting on it while eating a bag of crisps, and I can't afford another one.
Munkeh: I'm afraid you'll have to live without OPL. Here look at this. *pats book on arm of chair*
JV: Munkeh this is a book, you know I don't like books.
Munkeh: You are stuck with C++ now, we are in big book territory.
JV: *looks at book* this looks well hard Munkeh, please can I have OPL.
Munkeh: No you can't have OPL, I don't control it, Symbian do, and they say you've been BAD and you aren't allowed OPL.
JV: I can't believe it, no digital telly, no OPL my life is ruined, what am I gonna do now?
Munkeh: Knit. *ball of wool and knitting needles appear from nowhere for Munkeh to throw at JV*[/b]