Complete the Sentence..

when they're stirred into my cauldron, along with bat's wing and eye of snake, I can turn the reaper into a glass of pink champagne.

I'm not going out to Heaven tonight because.....

I haven't got a babysitter

there's nothing like ___________________

.....going out to Heaven when you've got a babysitter 😉

Depending on the weather......

it'll be either wet or dry, hot or cold, sunny or grey 😛

I love central heating because ________________

...it runs in pipes under the marble floor in the conservatory so that when I'm posting, I can do lovely things with my bare feet warm and snug.

I should go and get the puncture on my motorcycle tyre fixed because...

if you don't you'll be going along the road making a kind of "flollop" noise.

Post-it notes _____________________

are not sticky enough.

microsoft are a bunch of______

people who seem to be rather unpopular, despite their writing programmes we all use and their CEO donating loads of money to charitable causes and aims - unfortunately there are many other organisations and individuals we should target our anger at who have far less social conscience and donate far less of their vast fortunes but we don't.

It is sometimes really difficult to enthuse myself into going to the gym because....

I'd much rather be posting to AAS!

chocolate is good because ________________

... you can eat it while posting to AAS.

As we all know _____________________

chocolate is healthy, nutritious and a well-balanced snack 😊

If pigs could fly ________________

we'd have to shoot them to make bacon.

the meaning of life is_______________

the Monty Python film in which, amongst other things, John Cleese demonstrates the act of sex to a group of disinterested school pupils using his wife whom in real life is my friend's mum !!

My excuse for not putting the washing on today will be.....

there was a big spider spinning a web across the hole-thing-bit-that-the-washing-goes-in and I didn't want to disturb it.

When you have a toddler _______________

_____________________ that's no way to fill in a job application 😛

all the world is a ____________________

You know I've been trying to find an answer to that one for hours now and nothing enters my mind ... just blank... cannot think of anything...

maybe because pigs can fly 😃

We are such a jolly community, because _________________

We are such a jolly community, because we can have a laugh. Where else would you find "Community Waffle - Games".

Life sucks at times because ______

I can't sit at my PC Waffling 24/7! (PC Waffling???)

The purpose of eyebrow-plucking ______________

... is to make the area above your eyes swollen and red. No? I really thought it was 😃

We use lipstick to_____________________

give the people who wash glasses in pubs much more work to do 😛

the wheels on the bus ________________

go round & round 😃

aas rocks because___________

AAS rocks because Rafe took the stabilisers away

If i was a baby again __________________

i'd enjoy feeding time!!! 😃

no-one on this forum(except gadget) looks like their avatar because___________

that's not true! I do! see?

Penguins are great because ______________

Originally posted by GRIM REAPER
no-one on this forum(except gadget) looks like their avatar because___________

the likeness is uncanny! 😛 and Laura looks like hers too. So that's three of us who look like our avatars 😃

o.k. i stand corrected!!

I nominate grim reaper for a moderator job on aas because, ops I have been drinking again, now what did I type? Never Mind just forget this post! 😃

Gadget17's favourite Alcoholic drink is_________

beer?

Originally posted by rb14
Ooooh. Excuuuuuuse meeee! I soooo do!

OMG where have I been? I almost missed this awesome photo!!! It is so good to know what your fellow forumers look like 😃 Among all the people who walk around with a tractor in their head, I can now pick rb14 out with no problem at all 😃

So what was the sentence to fill up? There seems to be some confusion around here. I stay away for one day and everything is a mess? 😃

You should never drink beer because _________________