...working on frigging computers until I'm blue in the face and my head hurts.
This weekend, oi'll be mostly...
Complete the Sentence..
making home made prozac
On Monday i'll be mostly________
wondering where the weekend went.
Last Tuesday I was ___________________
...a little younger than I am today.
I had sex this weekend with...
Funny you should ask that 'cos I was just... hmmm... nevermind 😃
... my husband.
I wish I had sex this weekend with ________________
2 beautiful brazilian women - a guy can dream
I wish hadn't missed the opportunity to go out with_________
...a bikini on.
In my bedside cupboard, I have...
an empty space where my bedside cupboard should be - im so deprived 😞
I didn't go to the gym this week because_________
...I'm such a lazy sod when it comes to the gym. I sooooooo prefer playing football or squash.
I'm too embarrassed to tell you about...
the dream i had last night - lets just say it involved a museum, an egg, 2 pop stars and 2 gay guys
Im proud to tell you about the time________
...I had sex with somebody in the changing rooms of a major Barcelonan department store. Wahay!!!!
I'm unlikely to tell you about (but here goes anyway)...
the things I've done with my webcam on...
Hugs ___________
me cuz no one else will 😛
Smacks_________
can be fun...
A good use for chain mail _______
A good use for chain mail is as a defence from arrows and swords.
If I started my own company, it would be involved in _____________
(But not Symbian, as too easy)
bringin down the government - who doesn't want to do that?
If I was prime minister/king, queen/president (delete as necessary) for a day I would___________
Ride naked through the streets chucking gold coins around, just for fun 😊
A bat is __________
a good thing to swing at someone when you're mad at them😃
The best song to rock out to is__________
anything on Kerrang 😃 something by Iron Maiden, Linkin Park, Foo Fighters or System of a Down for preference
If I lived in the jungle ____________-
i'd want to be like tarzan and be able to slide across trees and swing across all those convieniently placed vines
If i was the opposite sex for the day I would___________
get as many blow jobs as possible! 😃
same sentence right back at you 😉
lol well one hand would be on my breasts all day then i'd find out how to get a woman off by doing it to myself all day - just to get tips lol
If I had one wish that I couldn't use on myself I would________
wish for my husband to have a fantastic car and a wage rise 😉
There was a Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman ______________
and they were in the desert. The english man kicks a bottle and a genie popped out. "Ok" the genie said "I will grant you one wish each" "errm..I wish I was back in England" said the English man. "I wish I was back in Irland" said the Irish man. "Well" said the scottish man "I am a bit bored with the other two gone so...I wish them back!"
My favourite colour is______
pink... no... blue... argh!
Penguins _________________-
go well with hot chocolate
White chocolate is__________
a contradiction.
one small step for man_____________
an even bigger one for a mouse
The wheels on the bus ________________
...go round and round, really scarily close to my elbows when I'm on my motorbike (and my pushbike for that matter).
There once was a blogger called Jock,
Who ...
had a strangely large..... clock 😊