cos i believe that im santa
I AM santa and...................
Complete the Sentence..
I AM santa and................... keep the dream alive for all those small kids (and big ones too 😃 )
Why did it happen............
... I will never know.
Instead I'm fully aware that__________________
no one else knows what i know about a certain someone
At new year i will be kissing___________
my wonderful hubby and my mum - no police officers this year cos we stayed in (just as well with the fiasco in Edinburgh).
the first resolution I broke this year was _______________
to make a new years resolution
I wish i had a resolution to_____________
get my house tidied up and the toys sorted out
American chocolate is _________________
american and too sweet
British chocolate is_______
absolutely wonderful and in short supply round here
biro
, will not work God damn it, I am fed up of these bloody pens not working.
So, how are
things today, have you had your chocolate yet?
on my wall I have _______________
nothing my walls are all bare and stuff😞
My door is________
always open, except when it's shut (ancient Chinese proverb)
if I had a llama I would ________________
own a llama
If i had a million and one pounds_____
I'd buy a pound's worth of chocolate and still have a million pounds 😊
Oranges and lemons __________________
are all i play with at work
Bananas and apples________
make happy monkeys (a bit like the Happy Mondays but hairier)
Inside an egg ___________________
"it was all yellow"
Outside_________
if you're going to do that!
if it wasn't for blu tac _________________
i'd have to go for red tac
If it wasn't for nokia______
rubber footwear wouldn't quite be the same
If you've ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow _________________________
ask JV cuz im hoping she knows😕
If you wondered where that came from________
it's the Dairylee advert! sheesh!
Sometimes I feel really old ____________
because people like me don't know what you're going on about
I feel so deprived because________
I can't get what I want *tantrum*
If time was money _________________-
my time would cost like a bentley
If money grew on trees__________
I'd be very upset that the tree in my garden seemed to die last summer.
Cherries on the other hand are not ______________
going to grow very well, they'd be better off on a tree
To sleep _______________
is to dream
To dream________
of naughty things then to describe that dream in the morning makes hubby late for work 😉
When you wish upon a star _______________________