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Edgedale 14 May 2003, 07:50

Japanese banking crisis

Recent reports indicate the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of improving. If anything, it's getting worse. Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, it was today learned that Sumo Bank has gone belly up. Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is going for a song.

Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 jobs at Karate Bank will be chopped. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.

jamella 14 May 2003, 10:07

Once, there was a man who was upset by his past deeds that he� decided
to visit a church and confess all of his� sins. When he arrived at the
church, he walked to� the confession area and spoke to the pastor.

"Father, I am sinful."
"Yes son, just� tell me what have you done, the Lord will forgive you."

"Father, I have a steady relationship with my� girlfriend. It's been 3
years and nothing serious� ever happened between us.

Yesterday, I visited her house and� nobody was at home except for her
sister.

We were alone and I slept with her."

"That's bad my boy. Fortunately you realize your� mistake."
"Father, last week I went to her� office to look for her, but nobody
was around except for one� of her colleagues, so I slept with her too."

"That's not very good of you."

"Father,� last month, I went to her uncle's house to look for her.
Nobody was around except for her auntie, and I slept with� her too."

"Father? ......... Father?"� suddenly this guy realized that there
was no response from the Father. He walked over and discovered that the
Pastor was not there. So he began searching for� him.

"Father? Where are you?"

He searched high and low, and finally he found him� hiding under the
table behind the piano.

"Father, why are you hiding here?"

"Sorry son, suddenly I remembered there is nobody around� here except me."

yourmanlee 15 May 2003, 13:23

Why did the chicken cross the road?

>SAEED AL SAHAF ((The Now Former!!!) Iraqi Information Minister) The
chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do
not even have a chicken.

> GEORGE W BUSH
>We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if
the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either
for us or against us. There is no middle ground.

>COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road.

>TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.

>HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

> DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,but why it crossed I've not been
told.

>MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.

>GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody
told
us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

> JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in
peace.

> ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

>KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.

>RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

>SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

>BILL GATES
eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your chequebook - and internet
explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

>ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

>BILL CLINTON
What is your definition of chicken?

>THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was rejoicing.

>HOMER SIMPSON
Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n

😃 8) 😮 Lee 😮 8) 😃

Edgedale 16 May 2003, 07:41

Twinkle, twinkle, little SARS
How I wonder what you are!
Up inside my lungs so high
Now I can't breathe deep or sigh
Twinkle, twinkle, little SARS
How I wonder what you are.

Twinkle, twinkle, little SARS
How I wonder where you are!
To Hong Kong the virus came
From China, they are to blame
Twinkle, twinkle, little SARS
How I wonder where you are.

Twinkle, twinkle, little SARS
How I wonder why you are!
Did you come from animals?
Chickens, ducks, pigs, cows or bulls?
Twinkle, twinkle, little SARS
How I wonder why you are.

LAuRA 17 May 2003, 07:31

[quote="yourmanlee"]
>ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
[/quote]

Very funny 😃 😃 😃

FOX HOUND 17 May 2003, 20:11

why didn't the say (Why did the frog cross the road?)
there is a game about that on the ATARI befor the chicken's game